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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2021 7:13:40 GMT -7
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2021 7:15:48 GMT -7
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2021 7:17:40 GMT -7
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
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Post by KevinesKay on Mar 30, 2021 9:03:24 GMT -7
What's big, has a long nose, and flies in space?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2021 18:28:37 GMT -7
What's big, has a long nose, and flies in space? I have no idea.  what?  |
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Post by KevinesKay on Mar 30, 2021 19:39:00 GMT -7
What's big, has a long nose, and flies in space? I have no idea. what? Dumbo |
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Post by Will on Apr 1, 2021 0:35:21 GMT -7
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Post by Will on Apr 1, 2021 0:35:41 GMT -7
A man walks into a bar and says..... ouch!
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Post by KevinesKay on Apr 1, 2021 5:21:04 GMT -7
When I think of moderation, this joke comes to my mind.
A police officer pulls a man over for rolling through a stop sign. The man explains to the officer, "Hey, I may not have come to a complete stop, but at least, I slowed down. Doesn't that count?
The police officer takes out his billy club and starts beating the man over the head with it. "Now," the officer says, "Do you want me to stop, or do you want me to slow down?"
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Post by Will on Apr 9, 2021 1:29:40 GMT -7
A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2021 2:46:51 GMT -7
what do you call a fish with one eye?
fsh
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Post by KevinesKay on Apr 11, 2021 13:39:59 GMT -7
🙂🙂 Attachments:
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Post by Will on Jul 18, 2021 8:04:53 GMT -7
There's two fish in a tank. The first one turns to the other and says: "so how do you drive this thing?"
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Post by Will on Aug 22, 2021 3:17:37 GMT -7
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Post by Ɖσмιиιc on Jan 3, 2022 3:05:26 GMT -7
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what? 
